Okay! So I just had to share this HILIARIOUS story with you about work last night!!!
So these cute little ten year old kids come in and they're all brothers there were five of them I think!
They all come up at one time and all at the exact same time they say "REFILL'S PLEASE!" it was the cutest thing ever! They kept telling us not to mix them up and we're just like okay! And then, 'Snoop-dog' and 'Justin Beiber' (He actually started singing a Justin Beiber song and dancing!!) come up and were like "Ladies, you mixed up our drink." Snoop-dog points to the cup and says "This says Coca-cola... that's not my name. It should say Snoopy Snoop!" So we wrote Snoopy Snoop on his cup and they all went and sat down. Well, Snoopy snoop comes back up to the counter and says to me "Call me." and I was just like "Okayy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" and he walks away then he comes up to the counter again and says "What's your name sweet-thanggggg????" Ha ha ha ha ha! Seriously, me and Mo could NOT stop laughing it was the cutest thing ever!!
I just had to tell you this story because I just about melted(; ha ha!
<3
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Taylor Mali: What Teachers Make.
He says the problem with teachers is, "What's a kid going to learn
from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?"
He reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what they say about
teachers:
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.
I decide to bite my tongue instead of his
and resist the temptation to remind the other dinner guests
that it's also true what they say about lawyers.
Because we're eating, after all, and this is polite company.
"I mean, you¹re a teacher, Taylor," he says.
"Be honest. What do you make?"
And I wish he hadn't done that
(asked me to be honest)
because, you see, I have a policy
about honesty and ass-kicking:
if you ask for it, I have to let you have it.
You want to know what I make?
I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional medal of honor
and an A- feel like a slap in the face.
How dare you waste my time with anything less than your very best.
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall
in absolute silence. No, you may not work in groups.
No, you may not ask a question.
Why won't I let you get a drink of water?
Because you're not thirsty, you're bored, that's why.
I make parents tremble in fear when I call home:
I hope I haven't called at a bad time,
I just wanted to talk to you about something Billy said today.
Billy said, "Leave the kid alone. I still cry sometimes, don't you?"
And it was the noblest act of courage I have ever seen.
I make parents see their children for who they are
and what they can be.
You want to know what I make?
I make kids wonder,
I make them question.
I make them criticize.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them write, write, write.
And then I make them read.
I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely
beautiful
over and over and over again until they will never misspell
either one of those words again.
I make them show all their work in math.
And hide it on their final drafts in English.
I make them understand that if you got this (brains)
then you follow this (heart) and if someone ever tries to judge you
by what you make, you give them this (the finger).
Let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true:
I make a goddamn difference! What about you?
<3<3
from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?"
He reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what they say about
teachers:
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.
I decide to bite my tongue instead of his
and resist the temptation to remind the other dinner guests
that it's also true what they say about lawyers.
Because we're eating, after all, and this is polite company.
"I mean, you¹re a teacher, Taylor," he says.
"Be honest. What do you make?"
And I wish he hadn't done that
(asked me to be honest)
because, you see, I have a policy
about honesty and ass-kicking:
if you ask for it, I have to let you have it.
You want to know what I make?
I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional medal of honor
and an A- feel like a slap in the face.
How dare you waste my time with anything less than your very best.
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall
in absolute silence. No, you may not work in groups.
No, you may not ask a question.
Why won't I let you get a drink of water?
Because you're not thirsty, you're bored, that's why.
I make parents tremble in fear when I call home:
I hope I haven't called at a bad time,
I just wanted to talk to you about something Billy said today.
Billy said, "Leave the kid alone. I still cry sometimes, don't you?"
And it was the noblest act of courage I have ever seen.
I make parents see their children for who they are
and what they can be.
You want to know what I make?
I make kids wonder,
I make them question.
I make them criticize.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them write, write, write.
And then I make them read.
I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely
beautiful
over and over and over again until they will never misspell
either one of those words again.
I make them show all their work in math.
And hide it on their final drafts in English.
I make them understand that if you got this (brains)
then you follow this (heart) and if someone ever tries to judge you
by what you make, you give them this (the finger).
Let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true:
I make a goddamn difference! What about you?
<3<3
Friday, January 14, 2011
Life
Life, is the craziest thing you'll ever have to go through I've learned.
You're always going to try and be everything that others want you to be; don't. Those people aren't worth your time and you need to focus on the people that love you just the way you are, because without them, your life wouldn't be as amazing as it is today.
You're going to hurt others and others are most likely going to hurt you, but don't dwell on it. If you think you won't make it without them, then you're very wrong. You'll be okay. And you'll find someone so much better.
Life goes on. It doesn't stop for you! If you're havin a bad day always remember that there's no reason to be upset! You only have one life, it's not like a video game where you get several. So laugh and smile about everything, fall in love like you'll never get hurt, make new friends and tell the old ones that you love them and still care. Cry, open your heart, and just be yourself! Everything will be okay in the end, you just have to pull through the hard time and cherish the great times.
Live life the way you want to, and don't let anything or anyone get in the way of that!<3
You're always going to try and be everything that others want you to be; don't. Those people aren't worth your time and you need to focus on the people that love you just the way you are, because without them, your life wouldn't be as amazing as it is today.
You're going to hurt others and others are most likely going to hurt you, but don't dwell on it. If you think you won't make it without them, then you're very wrong. You'll be okay. And you'll find someone so much better.
Life goes on. It doesn't stop for you! If you're havin a bad day always remember that there's no reason to be upset! You only have one life, it's not like a video game where you get several. So laugh and smile about everything, fall in love like you'll never get hurt, make new friends and tell the old ones that you love them and still care. Cry, open your heart, and just be yourself! Everything will be okay in the end, you just have to pull through the hard time and cherish the great times.
Live life the way you want to, and don't let anything or anyone get in the way of that!<3
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!!(:
Have I ever told anyone that boys are the stupidest things to walk this earth??(:
Now, I'm not going to wish bad things upon anyone here but I will say:
Who do you think you are? You're playing girls right and left and I really don't understand why. In my opinion, your throwing away one of the best you can find. You're breaking a heart that doesn't need to be broken. She's such a good person and I just hope that one day you will regret throwing someone like her away! What you're doing is wrong...... please learn some respect! Thank you!<3
Now, I'm not going to wish bad things upon anyone here but I will say:
Who do you think you are? You're playing girls right and left and I really don't understand why. In my opinion, your throwing away one of the best you can find. You're breaking a heart that doesn't need to be broken. She's such a good person and I just hope that one day you will regret throwing someone like her away! What you're doing is wrong...... please learn some respect! Thank you!<3
Saturday, January 8, 2011
My new love(:
I'm pretty sure I've fallen in love and I've only had it for like a half hour(: ha ha ha!
Even though it was kinda pricey, I'm super excited about it!!(:
But what I'm not impressed with was how freakin' long it took to buy one thing because the guy was stupid, and so was the lady. You should not have been hired!
Ha ha ha. Oh well!
<3
Friday, January 7, 2011
100 facts about me
1. My puppy, Otis, is the only man I need in my life(:
2. I'm a junior, (can't wait to just get out of school!)3. I will be (or maybe be) going to Utah State and will be teaching Special Education<3
4. Pantech Ease: That would be my phone, I would probaby die without it! (I have 911 on speed dial just incase some crazy sneeks into my room at night or is hiding under my bed..... this is not a joke.)
5. I love to read.. think I'm nerdy? You are correct!<3
6. I copy my cousin/bestfriennn Mo a lot because she's just soo awesome(;
7. Chels, bestfriennn, I can't wait for your baby girl(:
8. I love to help people, believe it or not, I am nice!
9. Keep your promises, I sure do!
10. I am pure entertainment as my step-dad says, especially after I've had a few..... Mt. Dew's duhhhh!(;
11. Mt. Dew and Diet Coke are my ONLY addiction!
12. I also love PRETZELS!!!
13. I'm a sucker for sweet talkers; that usually gets me in a lot of troubles..
14. Flaws are beatuy; learn it, live it, love it.(:
15. I put a smiley face after everything, if you don't like it, I wouldn't talk to me!(:
16. I only lie when NECESSARY. But, I almost always get caught in every lie, so I try not to anymore!
17. I just recently found a love for turtles when I went to Mexico. I love Mexico too(: (I did save this turtle)
19. I always have really weird dreams, I had a dream that I had tripplets the other night?? Uhhhh....
20. I'm random..
21. I'm known as JoJo"ALLEN". Why? because my friends say I'm like Allen on The Hangover<3 (Not that I look like him of course, I just ACT like him)(:
22. I also love Stepbrothers!
23. My daddy is a cop and you better treat his princess just that way<3(:
24. My mommy almost always loves me(; Just kiddin'! She loves me all the time and I love her and she's my bestfriennnn(:
25. My favorite numbers (or lucky number's) are 2 and 4.
26. My favorite colors are purple and greeeeen(:
27. I laugh a lot and it's usually about something stupid sooooo...(:
28. I never knew it was so hard to think of 100 things about yourself?
29. COUNRTY is my favorite kind of music, and I blast it on my radio(:
30. I talk like a trucker, sorry about that!
31. I have 3, YES 3!, fathers.... tripple the birthday and Christmas presents(;
32. I turn seventeen in like a month WOOP!(:
33. I named my cute car Ruby! I love the B*t*h(; (That's the only picture I could find of her... all destroyed/:
34. Incase you're wondering who Rush B. is, that would be my bestfriennn as well(:
35. Rapport changed my life. Whoever can get the chance to go, should!
36. I hate clown and heights!!!
37. I've learned not to really care what people think about me!
37. I've learned not to really care what people think about me!
38. Matthew McConaughey will be my husband one day<33
39. I have this love for basketball and baseball. My favorite teams are............. Jazz and Yankees. Don' hate(;
40. I hate Jersey Shore.. to much freakin' drama(:
41. I currently work at The Training Table. I hate it, but I love love the people(:
42. My brother is one of the greatest people to walk this earth! Love you BrothaK<3
43. My brother Carson, is so obnoxious, but I love him soo much(:
44. Summer is my favorite season, I hate the winter and I complain constantly about how cold it is!!
45. I put 10% or more of my paycheck in my saving account every other week!!
46. Clothes......... ohhh I love them(:
47. I spend over $40 on books every time I go into Barnes & Noble.
48. I believe everything happens for a reason.
49. I love Facebook.:D
50. My favorite flower is a Lily(:
52. My favorite movie is The Last Song
53. I love Nicholas Sparks<3
54. California is awesomeeee. I would love to live there.
55. I love to partayyyyy! Maybe a little too much sometimes.(:
56. My favorite memory is when me, Mo, and Mist drove by a church and there was a bunch of young women girls out and I yelled out the window and said "F CHURCH!" and then looked at the invisible person next to me and said "WHAT?!" ha ha ha ha(:
57. I made curb jumping an olympic sport last summer(:
58. I ran into a mailbox and broke the mirror off my poor car and duck taped it back together(:
59. I get mad way easy!
60. I'm not an angel I can guarentee you!
61. My favorite quote is, "Passion is passion. It's the excitement between the tedious spaces, and it doesn't matter where it's directed. It can be coins or sports or politics or even faith. The saddest people I've met in life are the ones that don't care deeply about anything at all. Passion and satisfaction go hand in hand and without one or the other happiness is only temporary because there's nothing there to make it last."
62. Music defines my life!
63. I love to get my hair doneeee.
64. Long drives are my favorite.
65. I've currently learned to hate planes.... they are scary/:
67. I've never broken a bone!:D
68. I can't wait to get a ton of tattoos!!!!(:
69. I think this number is much too overrated(; Jusss kiddin'! My favorite show is either the Biggest Loser or American Idol or Big Brother(: They're all tied!
70. I used to live in the ghetto!!
71. Mann is my wordd(:
72. I want a perfect love story<3
73. I actually get excited over the funniest things! Me and Mo freaked out because we had the same underwear on at work the other day!(:
74. I love the rain, only if I can sit inside and watch it(:
75. Jamba Juice and Starbucks<3
76. If I don't like you, you usually know. But, I like most people.(:
77. I still sleep with a blanky.. and my favorite pillow.
78. Porcaline dolls scare the crap out of me!
79. I'm so scared to be out on my own in this crazy world..
80. I am proud to say that I am a SYRACUSE TITAN(:
81. I do hate Clearfield, just incase you were wondering(: I hate Fremont too(;
82. I have very few bestfriends, though I've named a few already I will name all of them: Mo, Chels, Autumn, My mommy, and Zackary.
83. I have a very crazy family. But I'm proud to say they are my family. I love every single one of them with all my heart.
84. I'm very sensitive.
85. It's only funny if it happens to someone else.(;
86. My English teacher is very inspiring and I love listening to all his lectures..
87. The past is the past, let it go!
88. I get confused really easily!!
89. I say "Wait... what? Huh?"
90. I want to write my own book<3
91. I hate taking pictures!!
92. Camping is my favorite place to be!
93. I talk very LOUD(: So I'm sorry for that!
94. I'm very stubborn..
95. I love The Band Perry<3
96. I like to use lyrics as my personal thoughts..
97. The most pain I have ever been in is when I got my wisdom teeth pulled, if any of you have to go through that I wish you the best of luck!
98. I believe in love at first sight!<3
99. I'm fun to be around
FINALLY!
100. I'm sweet, kind, fun, entertaining, lovable, enjoyable, stubborn, and I would love to get to know YOU!(:
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